10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim