10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.