10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.