10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters