10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Those eggs smell delicious!