10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)