10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!