10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph