10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• im going to 2 out you to death