10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes