10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.