10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• if u play for the thrill u are ill