10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury