10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.