10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave