10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.