10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?