10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT