10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.