10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "No river, no fish."