10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fold and live to fold again
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.