10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from