10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.