10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.