10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe