10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.