10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.