10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.