10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "No river, no fish."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright