10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event