10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."