10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event