10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT