10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Welcome to kicker school
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger