10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Those eggs smell delicious!