10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow