10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.