10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water