10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.