10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo