10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.