10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo