10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."