10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event