10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for loners.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack