10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz