10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!