10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986