10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Those eggs smell delicious!