10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm